{"id":2124,"date":"2004-05-02T19:53:47","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T19:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/?p=2124"},"modified":"2004-05-02T19:53:47","modified_gmt":"2004-05-02T19:53:47","slug":"cars-transportations-bullies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/cars-transportations-bullies\/","title":{"rendered":"Cars, Transportation&#8217;s Bullies"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl>\n<dt>Schoolground Bullies<\/dt>\n<dd>are bigger than they need to be<\/dd>\n<dd>make a big display of strength when shown up by someone smaller<\/dd>\n<dd>walk with arms out wide to appear bigger<\/dd>\n<dd>consume twice what a normal person does and contribute less to the community<\/dd>\n<dd>cost more to deal with<\/dd>\n<dd>make <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/silly\/story\/0,10821,545309,00.html\">insurance<\/a> necessary<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<dl>\n<dt>Cars<\/dt>\n<dd>have space for 8, driven by 1<\/dd>\n<dd>speed off like maniacs after being caught at a stoplight by the self-powered cyclist they&#8217;d sped past 10 blocks ago<\/dd>\n<dd>tend to have outboard wheels, wings, and decorations<\/dd>\n<dd>guzzle gas and spit out pollution<\/dd>\n<dd>dominate a budget<\/dd>\n<dd>make insurance necessary<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schoolground Bullies are bigger than they need to be make a big display of strength when shown up by someone smaller walk with arms out wide to appear bigger consume twice what a normal person does and contribute less to the community cost more to deal with make insurance necessary Cars have space for 8,&#8230;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/cars-transportations-bullies\/\">more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[257],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cycling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9wjHJ-yg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}