{"id":2487,"date":"2006-12-19T11:09:03","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T11:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/psst\/?p=2037"},"modified":"2006-12-19T11:09:03","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T11:09:03","slug":"2037","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/2037\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"\nWorst analogies ever written in a high school essay\n\" href=\"http:\/\/paul.merton.ox.ac.uk\/language\/analogies.html\"><br \/>\nWorst analogies ever written in a high school essay<br \/>\n<\/a> &#8211; fake I&#8217;m sure, but still funny: &#8220;He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay &#8211; fake I&#8217;m sure, but still funny: &#8220;He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[359],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-psst"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9wjHJ-2037","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}