{"id":5118,"date":"2013-02-10T22:51:50","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T22:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/?p=5118"},"modified":"2023-04-24T23:06:08","modified_gmt":"2023-04-24T23:06:08","slug":"drive-your-google-to-the-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/drive-your-google-to-the-google\/","title":{"rendered":"Drive your Google to the Google"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This comment has stuck in my head for years&#8230;and seems to become truer each day:<\/p>\n<p>> With Google branching into so many fields, one day you&#8217;ll [drive your Google](http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Google_driverless_car) to [the Google](http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=17VHr6rsPAw) to buy some Google to eat while you [watch Google](http:\/\/www.youtube.com) on [your Google](http:\/\/www.google.com\/tv\/). &#8211; [TheGatekeeper on Slashdot, 2004](http:\/\/tech.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=126072&#038;cid=10555532)<\/p>\n<p>Guess we&#8217;ve got to get cracking on that edible Google. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This comment has stuck in my head for years&#8230;and seems to become truer each day: > With Google branching into so many fields, one day you&#8217;ll [drive your Google](http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Google_driverless_car) to [the Google](http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=17VHr6rsPAw) to buy some Google to eat while you [watch Google](http:\/\/www.youtube.com) on [your Google](http:\/\/www.google.com\/tv\/). &#8211; [TheGatekeeper on Slashdot, 2004](http:\/\/tech.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=126072&#038;cid=10555532) Guess we&#8217;ve got to get&#8230;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/drive-your-google-to-the-google\/\">more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[368,383],"tags":[358],"class_list":["post-5118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-work","tag-tagged"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9wjHJ-1ky","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6283,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions\/6283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bob.ryskamp.org\/brain\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}