My sabbatical is going slightly better than this

But with many similarities.

“I actually would’ve gotten a lot of stuff done Friday if the whole universe hadn’t been against me,” Olson said. “I took my car in to get my tires rotated, but the guy said he couldn’t get to it until the following Tuesday, so I was like, ‘Screw that.’ I also went to Staples to pick up the computer desk I’d had on layaway for the last month, but I forgot to bring my receipt. They wouldn’t give the stupid thing to me, even after arguing with the guy for almost an hour. The whole day was a colossal waste. Except I got a new belt I needed for work.”

– Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results – The Onion